I, Robin James, purveyor of cheap international calls and all round top bloke, have brought down the cost of international calls even FURTHER for the entire UK population to enjoy and take advantage of!
“I think that looks quite good, don’t you Loretta?”
“It’s a bit wordy for an Employee of the Month acceptance speech isn’t it? Why on Earth are you Employee of the Month anyway… that’s not fair! Speeches are for important people from Coronation Street and Strictly Come Dancing when they win proper awards.”
“Oh pipe down Loretta. I told you, if you can save the good people of Great Britain money on their international calls then maybe I’ll consider you for Employee of the Month, but for now I’d like a coffee and some cake to celebrate!”
Surely we’ve got to celebrate something now that the entire UK is out of the Rugby World Cup? So while our friends in the southern hemisphere are gloating about making it through to the semi-finals, we can taunt them about every little mistake they make and save money whilst doing it!
“Erm Robin, they didn’t make many mistakes, that’s why they’ve reached this far…”
I know many of us had our hopes pinned on England to take us to the final but after Wales crippling those hopes, followed by Australia and Uruguay delivering the final knockout blows, the entire UK suddenly became profoundly Welsh and/or Scottish! After Wales gave a gallant effort against South Africa, we were all so excited about Scotland but it was snatched away at the last minute and all our hopes and dreams were dashed in an instant. Thankfully, you don’t have to worry about Cherry Call snatching away your great rates on international calls!
In fact, our deals are so cheap you’ll think we’ve built our own Flux Capacitor and brought them back from 1989! Take a look at this months reductions…
Antigua Barbuda Mobile… down to just 20p per min!
Aruba… down to just 9p per min!
Azores Mobile… down to just 2.5p per min!
Bangladesh… down to just 3p per min!
Colombia Mobile… down to just 9p per min!
Dominican Republic… down to just 2.5p per min!
Ecuador Mobile… down to just 20 p per min!
Estonia Mobile… down to just 25p per min!
French Polynesia… down to just 18p per min!
Iraq Mobile… down to just 18p per min!
Italy Mobile… down to just 2p per min!
Jordan… down to just 8p per min!
Lithuania Mobile… down to just 3p per min!
Monaco… down to just 5p per min!
Northern Marianas… down to just 3p per min!
Norway Mobile… down to just 2.5 p per min!
Palestine Mobile… down to just 18p per min!
Paraguay Mobile… down to just 4p per min!
Peru Mobile… down to just 4p per min!
Portugal Mobile… down to just 2.5p per min!
Saipan… down to just 3p per min!
Thailand… down to just 2p per min!
Ukraine Mobile… down to just 10p per min!
Uzbekistan… down to just 5p per min!
So whether you’d like to call your overseas friends to discuss the final games, organise Christmas (I know, I know, don’t mention the ‘c’ word) arrangements or finalise a business deal, you can now do it for less thanks to our creative thinking and hard work!
Until next time, Cherry Callers!
P.S. I still haven’t received any self-tying shoes!