Calls Cheaper Than Loretta’s Fake Tan

Whilst I was sitting at my desk the other day, thinking up new ways to save the good folk of Great Britain money on their international calls, I was interrupted by my somewhat loud-mouthed ‘know-it-all’ PA, Loretta.

‘Robin. Stop daydreaming, that bloke from Greece is back on, they’re saying our whole economy is going to crumble!’ she wailed.

‘Oh shush Loretta, I’m saving people money here!’

She wouldn’t leave it there though, oh no…

‘Robin this is serious. What about my family holiday? I’m going to have to use my fake tan again at this rate!’

For some unthinkable reason, Loretta insists on breaking out her bikinis and trundling off to Greece every year to over indulge in a spot of food and drink.

‘Loretta, you were never going to successfully chat up a handsome Greek waiter, let’s be honest! For a start, your husband wouldn’t be too pleased.’

Anyway, we digress…

Despite it sounding like it’s something to do with a well known pasty shop, there seems to have been a lot of hype around ‘Grexit’. But fear not guys and gals, whether our friends in Greece stay in the EU or leave, you’re guaranteed to still make huge savings on all your international calls through Cherry Call! In fact, my brain storming session has been so successful that we not only have 5 amazing price drops this month, not even 10 or 20… 30 isn’t close either! We’re bringing you 70, yes 70(!), new price drops!

Take a look at some of the highlights…

Antigua Barbuda Mobile… down to 15.3p a minute
Aruba… down to 6p a minute
Barbados… down to 5p a minute
Belarus Mobile… down to 18.4p a minute
Bermuda… down to 2p a minute
Bolivia… down to 8p a minute
Brunei Mobile… down to 2p a minute
Colombia Mobile… down to 4p a minute
Dominica… down to 3p a minute
Dominican Republic Mobile… down to 4p a minute
East Timor… down to 61.3p a minute
Egypt Mobile… down to 3p a minute
Equatorial Guinea… down to 15.3p a minute
Estonia Mobile… down to 18.4p a minute
French Guiana Mobile… down to 4p a minute
Greece Mobile… down to 1p a minute
Grenada Mobile… down to 15.3p a minute
Guatemala… down to 9p a minute
Guyana… down to 15.3p a minute
Haiti Mobile… down to 18.4p a minute
Honduras… down to 6p a minute
Iran… down to 3p a minute
Kazakhstan Mobile… down to 5p a minute
Kenya Mobile… down to 4p a minute
Kuwait Mobile… down to 5p a minute
Kyrgyzstan Mobile… down to 7p a minute
Macedonia… down to 7p a minute
Malawi… down to 5p a minute
Malaysia Mobile… down to 1p a minute
Martinique… down to 1p a minute
Mayotte Mobile… down to 4p a minute
Moldova Mobile… down to 15.3p a minute
Monaco… down to 4p a minute
Mongolia… down to 2p a minute
Myanmar Mobile… down to 9p a minute
Namibia Mobile… down to 4p a minute
Netherlands Mobile… down to 2p a minute
North Cyprus Mobile… down to 8p a minute
Pakistan… down to 3p a minute
Palau… down to 15.3p a minute
Reunion… down to 1p a minute
Rwanda Mobile… down to 18.4p a minute
Samoa Mobile… down to 35.7p a minute
Slovakia Mobile… down to 4p a minute
Somalia… down to 30.6p a minute
South Sudan Mobile… down to 25.5p a minute
St Kitts and Nevis… down to 8p a minute
St Lucia… down to 4p a minute
St Vincent and Grenadines… down to 6p a minute
Swaziland Mobile… down to 10p a minute
Syria Mobile… down to 9p a minute
Taiwan… down to 1p a minute
Togo… down to 18.4p a minute
Tonga… down to 30.6p a minute
Ukraine Mobile… down to 7p a minute
Uruguay Mobile… down to 10p a minute
Uzbekistan Mobile… down to 3p a minute

Pretty amazing, eh? Maybe one day I’ll be knighted for services to telephone calls or witty humour…! There she goes again, sniggering away at her desk.

Don’t forget, all calls are plus your network’s Access Charge.

Not only do I want Greece to survive this hoo-ha because it’s a beautiful country and it’s such a shame watching it slowly sink into turmoil, but it would be nice for Loretta to get away off on her hols (contrary to what Loretta thinks, I’m nice like that)… it would be nice for me too, to have a bit of peace and quiet around here!

“Robin!”

 

Robin James
Managing Director
Cherry Call

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