Big Storm, Big Knickers and Big Price Drops

Hello Cherry Callers – I hope you have all survived the recent storm? We were blown around quite some bit, I must say, but I’m pleased to report that all of our lines remained in clear, crisp working order throughout the ordeal. The same can’t be said for Loretta’s pride though…

Ah. I know I say it probably all too often but this story, this unfortunate event which I am about to tell you, is, perhaps, the funniest thing that has ever happened to our poor, dear Loretta.

“Why are you still laughing?!”
*Snort* *Snigger*
“Oh for heavens sake Robin, that’s enough. As if I don’t feel bad enough as it is, I don’t need you sitting there laughing at me as well. It’s not fair. This is harassment”
“Oh now, come on Loretta, that’s not fair”
“Well OK, I’m sorry, but please, please stop. I’m feeling really awful about this and I’d just like to forget about it now.”

By this point I had to take myself to the window and stare out to sea because I could not, for the life of me, hold my sniggers in. I opened the window to let the sea noise and fast winds grace the office in a bid to cancel out my forbidden laughter. I don’t think she heard me, so it must have worked.

So, on with the story. By now you should know that Loretta is a, shall we say, ‘quirky character’. If you’re not sure what I mean, let’s just say she’s somewhat stuck in her ways, likes routine and gets awfully distressed if anything, or anyone, should disrupt her plans.

With this in mind, it should come as no surprise that Loretta does her washing twice a week, once on Tuesday at 7pm (after Bingo) and once again on Friday before she goes to work. Seems fair enough, if a little too precise for my own liking.

Anyway, to cut a long story short (and believe me, it was a very, very long story as told by Miss Loretta herself), the upshot of the event was that Loretta’s granny pants flew down the road courtesy of Storm Doris and landed on the car belonging to the Mr Darcy of her street!

Whats the fuss I hear you say? He wouldn’t know they were her’s, would he? Ah, but you see, our Loretta, as I just mentioned, is a quirky lass, and, for reasons that I cannot seem to justify myself, takes it upon herself to sew her name into her pants.

“Robin! Please. Stop. Laughing.”
“OK, OK. Calm down.”

It turns out that she lost a pair of her favourite pants at aqua aerobics a few years back and ever since she has sewn those name tags things into every pair – “Not my saucy ones though.”, as she reliably told me. I thought they were just for little kids primary school uniforms but it seems grown women also like to use them to distinguish between their granny pants.

Oh yes, I mustn’t forget to mention that they were her least favourite pair, you know, seen a fair days of use and were destined for the bin in the next couple of months. She was mortified. Ha, not just because her name was in them, but because Mr Darcy himself took it upon himself to bring the pants home to their rightful owner!

*Snigger*
“You better not be writing about this in your newsletter…”

Oh crikey, I better be quick, she’s coming! So yes, there was a knock at the door and Loretta opened it to see him standing there with her granny pants in tow!

I’m feeling rather jolly and such a funny story deserves a celebration, so here’s 105 fantastic price drops for you to enjoy! Let’s hope Loretta doesn’t see this rendition of her story!

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