“it’s a victory for common sense, plain-speaking and the global power of democracy!”

My glamorous personal assistant Loretta de Cerise looked up momentarily from her Daily Mail at my impassioned pronouncement then swiftly returned to some story about the ghost of Princess Diana stalking travellers’ caravan parks or somesuch nonsense. …(Note to self: Robin, remember to check Loretta’s job description to ascertain whether ‘reading tabloid rags all day’ […]

BT! Darwin says your days are numbered!

I was enjoying a pint of Old Todger Scrumpy at the Badger & Beaver the other evening when the conversation turned to religion – and more specifically evolution vs God. You know, Darwin, natural selection and all that stuff vs Adam, Eve and the talking snake…